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Don't panic.  I am back.  Did you miss me?  Were you worried that I was trapped under something heavy?  Well, I kind of was.  I was trapped under Thanksgiving.  I have been spending time with family, eating lots of carbs (but no tofurky) and doing holiday shopping and decorating.  I am so full of holiday cheer, I am overflowing.

In my haze of holiday merry making, I am embarrassed to admit that I neglected to officially celebrate one celebriday--Britney's birthday.  Britney Spears turned 27 yesterday.  It was difficult to not be aware of Britney's b-day given the much-touted performance on GMA (Lip synching?  Really?) and the copious infotainment stories.

This post isn't about Britney, though.  It is about K-Fed.  Yet again, Kevin Federline has surprised me.  Last week I blogged about Britney's Rolling Stone interview in which she basically threw Kevin under the bus.  He left her, he is swearing around the kids, etc.  (Side-note: I don't think that it is a coincidence that her initials are B.S.)  K-Fed has a cover story in People magazine this week.  This was his chance to be center stage and throw all the blame back on Britney, his time to sling the mud.

In a show of--and I didn't ever think that I would use this word in relation to K-Fed--class, Kevin Federline was the bigger person and was largely gracious about his ex-wife.  Yes, the guy does get $20,000 a month (a month!) in child support.  Still, that does not mean that he has to say that she is a great mom and wish her well.  I think that K-Fed is alls growed up.  Yet again, I think that Britney could learn something from her ex.

In other K-news of the less classy variety, Kid Rock is blasting a judge for not allowing him to do the community service that he wants to do.  First of all, let's back up.  Do we all remember why Kid has to do community service in the first place?  Yeah.  That would be because of his waffle house brawl several months ago.  (Seriously, a waffle house?  What is there to fight about at a waffle house?)  Apparently Kid wants to fulfill his sentence by singing for troops in Iraq.  The judge will not accept that giving the argument that Kid would do that anyway.

Personally I think that Kid should have to serve waffles for his punishment.  The hair net may actually be an improvement.