Tomkat Must Be So Proud

I am trying to decide how I feel about a news story that I read today.  OK, first of all, I am playing fast and loose with the word "news".  Here's the deal: Suri Cruise, mop-top offspring of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, was number one on Forbes.com's list of "Hottest Tots".

If you are looking at your own adorable children and wondering how little Susie or Bobby did not make the cut, blame yourself because you are just not famous enough.  Forbes looked at a year's worth of press clippings and web presence as well as the public's awareness of the child and the consumer appeal rankings of the parents (see, I told you it was your fault) to determine the top tot.  

Now really, how much time have you spent this past year working on your child's web presence?  Mmmmm-hmmmm.  That is what I thought.  Parent blame thy self. 

Anyway, at least Suri is an only child.  She, Sam Woods (cub of Tiger) and Matilda Ledger (daughter of Heath and Michelle) are the only singletons on the list.  Everyone else has siblings, and not all of the siblings made the list.  Only three out of the six Jolie-Pitt brood and one out of two of Britney Spears sons made the cut.  That must be awkward.  How do you explain to the other kids that they were not popular enough?  These kids should have to wait until high school before they deal with this kind of pettiness like the rest of us.

The kid who should be really mad is Maddox Jolie-Pitt.  He was the first of Brad and Angie's Bennetton family, and he has been totally overlooked.  Shiloh is number two, Zahara is number three and Pax is number four on the list.  The twins didn't make it, but they were not even in existence for the entire year.  Wow.  If Maddox is smart, he will totally leverage this slight to clean up this holiday season.  Somebody may have a pony under the tree!

Rounding out the list is Cruz Beckman (son of David and Posh), David Banda (son of Madonna and Guy), Sean Preston Federline (son of Britney and K-Fed) and Sam Sheen (daughter of Charlie and Denise).

What I am wondering is what the competition will look like between all of the Hollywood kids until next year's list comes out.  Will there be a throw down between Suri and Sunday Rose Kidman Urban (daughter of Tom Cruise's ex-wife--and Botox casualty--Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban) for the title?  Will Maddox stage a coup?  (He will really be ticked if Vivian and Knox make the list next year and he doesn't.)  Will Jayden James lock Sean P. in the basement to negatively impact his web presence?  Things could get ugly.